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Okay guys! Happy New Year!

Ah, 2012 will no doubt be a good year... full of fails and lulz and all around stupidity. But I feel we should reflect on 2011's fails, and award those certain few that just made the year so humorous. So, I am pleased to present...

"The Annual Fail Awards!"

Just a few things to point out here... we will be talking about incidents and not people. And don't take these things seriously.

Now then, let's begin!

I've broken down the awards into certain categories. Here they are...

Biggest Fail from Fanboy Rage
Biggest Fail from Fangirl Rage
Biggest Fail from a Male
Biggest Fail from a Female

These awards shall be dealt out to the incidents I think best deserve them... so, let's begin.

The Biggest Fail from Fanboy Rage goes to... *drumroll*

The collective fan rage of all of the Rosalina fanboys I encountered in 2011. All three of the ones I met overreacted to a crack couple I made, and then proceeded to act ridiculous in some way.

Fanboy 1 blocked me and then has since left DA...
Fanboy 2 got banned for acting inappropriately...
And Fanboy 3 seems to think I'm the worst thing since cancer...

In all honesty, I do think there's hope for Fanboy 3. And I hope 2012 brings good things his way. He's not a bad guy and he certainly isn't the worst of the three fanboys I mentioned. But he does need to learn to respect other opinions better, because that's where all his troubles started. I wish him luck in the new year.

The Biggest Fail from Fangirl Rage goes to... *drumroll*

The incident I'd like to call "Jesus didn't make My Little Pony."

Some fangirl flew into a rage when I told her in a polite way that Jesus didn't make My Little Pony. She blamed me when DA removed her art for copyright reasons (I didn't even report the images) and still thinks I'm somehow responsible for it, even though people explained to her why I'm not. She thinks I'm a demon and evil, wishes me to burn in Hell, and thinks I need to be hospitalized for being mean. Not even kidding here...

If she is able to get the pole out of her rear, I see some hope for her. But I doubt she will since she's still holding a grudge over something which doesn't exist.

The Biggest Fail from a Male goes to... *drumroll*

Falling for a joke link and failing to grasp it when it's explained to you...

You know, when someone falls for my joke link, I usually deny calling them annoying and say I don't even know them. Then after a while, they either get it or I explain it. There was no explaining for this guy. He literally thought I was lying about the link, and even threatened reporting me for it... even though DA allows it. I even told him DA allowed the link and he still didn't get it. When he finally got it through his thick head, he pretended he knew it was a joke link all along. Yeah right. :roll: He then took an odd turn during the debate and started sexual foreplay with me... which I turned down because I have brain matter.

I don't see much hope for this guy in 2012... but if he makes a turn for the better, good for him I guess.

And the Biggest Fail from a Female goes to... *drumroll*

The incident I'd like to call, "You're always bullying gay people."

This user who said the lie you just read had a long and odd history with me here on DA. But this incident took the Fail Cake when it came down to it, because she wasn't even trying to see reason when I explained my side to her. What's worse was she tried to blame her OCD and anxiety for this whole mess and made an attempt to paint herself out to be the victim when I got a bit defensive, even though she started the whole mess.

Look, I'm tired of repeating myself so I'll make this brief. Regardless of my religious upbringing... I don't hate gays, I don't bully or bash them, and I don't promote hating them. But if they act like they deserve to be treated like special snowflakes just because they're gay, then they deserve the shit they get. Period.

As for this person, I don't see much hope for her in 2012. She deactivated her account and I doubt she'll be back soon. But if she is, I wish her nutty little self the best of luck.

Well, those were my picks for Top Fails. I hope 2012 brings us plenty more.

Speaking of 2012, there are some new announcements!

There are going to be a couple changes to LitFL... the biggest change being that I will not be mentioning any of the users I'm commenting on by name, unless they are absolutely breaking DA policy. The other change is going to be more minor. I'm probably going to feature more than one fail per entry if the fails are short, because I don't want to have a bunch of shorter journals. People tend to enjoy the longer ones, at least in my experience anyway. I will also be swearing a lot less, because I'm trying to make the humor fun for all ages. So, expect new things from LitFL.

I'd also like to give a more serious announcement... the reason I haven't updated much is because my fiance went off to Basic Training this past week, and I've been feeling very emotional of late due to him being gone. So, that's why the Fail Awards were late.

And in other news... I've extended the Solid-Rose contest due to lack of entries. We only have four and I really want everyone to have a shot at entering and winning. So, here's the scoop...

The new deadline is January 31st, so you have lots of time. The entry must feature Snake/Rosalina as an animated Disney or Disney-esque couple, and there are lots of them. You don't have to be a member of Solid-Rose to enter. Just enter. Read here for more info. solid-rose.deviantart.com/jour…

And if you have any other questions, just ask.

Until the new fails for the new year begin...

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:iconbohba13:
Bohba13 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012  Student General Artist
how does the joke link work,
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:iconporcelain-requiem:
Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Magic.
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:iconbohba13:
Bohba13 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012  Student General Artist
you troll, windows doesn't run magic, it has a wizard, but no magic.

I now have great respect for you.
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:iconporcelain-requiem:
Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I make it magical. :)

Yay! :la:
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:iconbohba13:
Bohba13 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012  Student General Artist
*respect level has now doubled*
(in the editor the stars looked like cannibals leaves(WEED FTW))
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:iconporcelain-requiem:
Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconhanniballecterplz:
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Blaze-Typhoon Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2012
Ah awards shows, this is one I can watch(or read for that matter) because it is so true to life, let us hope for a year of humor here on da
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:iconporcelain-requiem:
Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Indeed. Humor makes the world go 'round. :iconitrolluplz:
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Blaze-Typhoon Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2012
And it is the best medicine as well
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LaughingVariety798 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012
You sure had some...adventures in 2011...:XD:
Uh wow...I don't really know what else to say. :eyepopping:
and congrats on you and your finace! May God bless him! :)
I have a good feeling about 2012, too. 2011 wasn't very good for me :(
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:iconporcelain-requiem:
Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Indeed.

Thank you. I'm so proud of him... but I sure do miss him.
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LaughingVariety798 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012
You're welcome. I know how you feel, well he's not my finace, but someone close.
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serene-heart Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist
This year was a good year full of lulz.

And I'm sure your fiance is thinking of you, too :) My brother has to leave for basic training a couple months from now. I'm gonna miss him when he's gone D:
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks. I know he does. :) He's so sweet.
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Raakone Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012
I didn't know you were engaged. I wish the best to you and that guy....and hope his basic training goes well (what branch is he in?)

Your fails are just so hilarious. But even if you don't name them anymore (or "the names have been changed to protect the stupid"), will you still provide links?

As for the gay issue, I agree. I normally have no problem....but there's two types of "gay" i can't stand...those who harp on and on about how "you should try it"...no, that is not me. And those who see it as a license to do things that straights are normally reserved about....such as the VERY public displays of EXTREME affection at a movie theatre, in such a way that you're making everyone watch you....not cool! I also hate anyone who tries to use either (a) historical or recent discrimination against their group, whatever it may be, or (b) something bad in their life as just an excuse to do something nasty or wrong or disrespectful. Ok, maybe HATE is a strong word, but...

I'm curious, do you feel there's any particular area that's "fanboy/fangirl infested"? There's a few people who utterly loathe the Sonicverse because of it, for example.

Hope all is well,
Happy New Year,
~Ra'akone
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
He's in the Army... he's a medic.

Links shall be provided. :)

I think MLP has some crazy fans... and Naruto. They're infested in my opinion.

Thank you. :hug:
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Ticorico Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i cant believe the mario draw didnt win haha
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
She was a runner up...
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xiaoniao Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012
Oho, such lulz. But I'm actually going to miss knowing exactly who the failtards are with names and links.

You'll have to let me know who all they are this coming year through notes.
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, I might link the incidents if they're super lulzy, but I won't use their names is all. :)

And of course I'll link you in notes.
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xiaoniao Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012
Yay! :la:

Speaking of notes... *Hint hint*
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IchigoDidi-chan Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
True. Everyone needs to respect other peoples' opinions. Not everyone has to dislike a couple. If so, this world would be dull as ever. I think Fanboy 3 is sweet. He just needs to respect others opinions like you said. There is always hope. :) As for the other people, they're just crazy especially Fanboy 2. -_- I hope you and your fiance are doing well! <3
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:iconporcelain-requiem:
Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks.
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IchigoDidi-chan Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
You're welcome :)
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Ginks Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012
I remember when I had the joke link in my sig, I kept responding as if the link was redirected to my page when someone questioned me. As for "Fanboy 3" I think he's actually a pretty nice guy. If only he was able to take opinions better, then he probably wouldn't get trolled so much.
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Exactly.
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EvilLordCanas Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh so much delicious fail, I must embrace all of it. :iconsoulmateplz:
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:iconporcelain-requiem:
Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Just take a good long whiff! :XD:
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EvilLordCanas Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconimhighplz:
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MimiMaxwell Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Student Artist
Best wishes to you and your fiance!
Ahaha, I haven't felt the pressure of the new year yet...I still think it's 2011 sometimes.
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks.

I'm still getting used to the new year...
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MimiMaxwell Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Student Artist
It happens. I usually don't stop writing the past year's date on my homework until a few weeks in.
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