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Ah! Christmas songs... who can complain about the melodious sounds of the season?

Well I sure can, because I need to address some of these "Christmas" tunes the radios always play.

Oh, don't get me wrong... I love Christmas music as much as the next person, but certain songs just don't have any of the spirit that the classic staples of the season have. Some aren't even "Christmas" songs at all. Some are just pure trite, and some just need to die. So, I decided to compile a list of my Top 10 Least Favorite Christmas Songs!

Before I begin, please note that these are all opinion based. I'm not dissing any songs here to piss anyone off. I'm just saying my opinion.

Anyhoo, let's begin...

#10 - "My Favorite Things"

Now, before you scream at me, I will make it known that I love "Sound of Music." It's a wonderful story and it has beautiful music and songs. So, why did I add this one to the list?

Because it ISN'T A CHRISTMAS SONG!!

No really... did any of you see the show or watch the movie? The scene wherein this "classic Christmas tune" takes place isn't even set in winter. The basic scene is simply this: kids get scared of a spring storm, so lady comes in and reminds them of happy Austrian things. End scene.

"But P-R," you say, "they mention snow, mittens and brown packages. It's totally a Christmas song."

No, it still isn't. Sure, it mentions snow and all... but those packages they mention aren't necessarily Christmas presents. They could just be parcels they get in the mail. Plus, it mentions a lot of stuff other than snow... dogs biting, bees stinging, raindrops on roses, etc.. Yeah, I see tons of dewdrops on roses during Christmas... :roll:

No matter how much they play it, it will never be a Christmas tune. It's just a song.

To remedy this, please enjoy "Winter Wonderland." Because at least that one clearly takes place during wintertime. www.youtube.com/watch?v=crXJ81…

#9 - "Baby, It's Cold Outside"

Now, I understand when this song was first written back in the 30's, the tone was much more innocent than our perverted minds tend to comprehend... but the song still has a creepy vibe to it.

It's essentially about a wolf and a mouse scenario and how the mouse needs to escape the dangerous wolf. And the fact that they usually have a male as the wolf and a female as the mouse sets off a very creepy rape-ish vibe to it, particularly on the verse where the mouse is asking "what's in this drink."

Roofies? Do I really wanna know what he laced her drink with?

But all the rape undertones aside, the reason I added it is because it ISN'T EVEN A FRIGGIN' CHRISTMAS SONG!!

Oh sure, much like the above mentioned song, it's been turned into a Christmas song because of the whole "cold outside" thing, but the reality is it has nothing to do with Christmas.

Also Glee covered it... there's no saving it anymore. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgdLdl…

To remedy this, please enjoy the warm and happy tones of "The Christmas Song." www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTOyX1…

#8 - "Santa Baby"

Speaking of creepy songs, I must address "Santa Baby." Whereas "Baby, It's Cold Outside" had subtle creepy undertones and mildly implied sexual escapades, "Santa Baby" has very unsubtle creepy undertones and much heavier sexual implications...

The song is pretty much about some gold-digging gal who is willing to put herself out for Santa in order to get what she wants.

Eww?

The worst part is when she mentions that she wants Santa to "trim her tree..."

No honey! Don't let him trim your tree! Your tree will never be the same again if he does...

I mean, good grief! She's willing to have Santa sex for presents? Why would anyone even do that? That's essentially prostitution... that isn't a good Christmas message!

Now, Eartha Kitt's version is the best one of the bunch, but it's just a really creepy song when you actually listen to the lyrics. And that's why I just can't get behind it...

To remedy this, please enjoy "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus." At least in that song, 'Santa' is merely the kid's dad dressed up in a costume, and not an old fart possibly getting his mack on with Eartha Kitt. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PITCmn…

#7 - "Last Christmas"

Why do people think relationship drama would make a good Christmas song? From "Blue Christmas" to "Last Christmas", relationship drama somehow creeps its way into the joyful season. But where "Blue Christmas" was at least halfway decent, "Last Christmas" is just cheesy fodder.

This song is just about George Michael getting his poor widdle heart broken at Christmas... d'aww! Boo-fuckin'-hoo! Grow a pair you pussy! Relationships fail all the time...

Y'know? Even though my ex and I broke up at Christmastime some years back, I didn't let the drama ruin my time, and I still had a happy Christmas. And I was a young teen! It's pretty sad when an immature girl can handle a breakup better than a grown man can...

Then again, this song was made by the guy who sung "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go", so maybe I'm just giving him too much credit...

Maybe Georgie should put himself out for Santa too... who knows? It seemed to work so well for Eartha...

However, even though it's an emo and crappy song, the worst offense against it is that Glee covered it... www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXfPJt…

Oh Lord... it's unclean! Kill it! Kill it with fire!

To remedy this, please enjoy "All I Want For Christmas Is You." Because, even though that's a 'relationship Christmas song', it's not crappy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5bo4V…

#6 - "Fairytale of New York - Irish Christmas"

As a part Irish person who spent most every Christmas in New York, this song just pisses me off. It's offensive, it completely misses the point of the season and it's disgustingly stereotypical.

Oh sure... it starts out innocently enough, but then comes this bit...

"You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last"

We-hell! Ay'm Irish an' it be Christmas tu-tu-tuh... so ay'd behst be drankin'. Har's tuh y'faggots!

Yeah... you fail at Christmas guys... you fail hard...

Fortunately, this one doesn't get played much due to its lyrics... and thank God for that. Because if I had to hear that song every year alongside the classics like "Frosty The Snowman" and "Sleigh Ride", I might go on a killing spree.

To remedy this, please enjoy a much more wholesome tune with "The Irish Carol." www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBldGT…

#5 - "I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas"

When you were a kid, what did you usually ask Santa for? Toys? Maybe a puppy or kitty? Yeah, most of us just wanted toys or pets... but not Gayla Peevey.

She just wants a killer animal for Christmas...

You know? For kids!

I mean, okay... I could get wanting a pony for Christmas, but why a hippo? Did she just want to fuck with Santa? I mean, could you imagine that giant Sherman tank weighing down Saint Nick's sleigh?

But all jokes aside, the song just sucks toast. It's monotonous, it's annoying, it's overplayed... it's just awful. And it needs to just die like the dated crap that it is...

I also find it weird that partway through, she purposefully messes up saying "hippopotamuses." Why? She could clearly say it every other time, so why'd she suddenly pronounce it wrong? At least get your shit together kid...

Maybe some wolf slipped something in her drink too...

To remedy this crap, please enjoy "Frosty The Snowman." www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pu-bV…

#4 - "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth"

Maybe I'm the only one who thinks this, but this song is really depressing...

It's about a small mouse who's lost his two front teeth and vainly wants them back for Christmas... no doubt because he's getting bullied by all his peers for lisping.

Such a happy song for this joyous season indeed! :sarcasm:

I mean, good grief! I wouldn't be surprised if the mouse wasn't suicidal... he sounds like he just wants to die all through the song.

What a message for the kids! If you're different, you should feel ashamed and wish you were like everyone else.

Maybe I'm analyzing it too much, but it's just a buzzkill to my Christmas joy whenever this song plays.

It's monotonous, it's depressing... it's just crap. What more can I say?

To remedy this, please enjoy a song about embracing differences and using them to help others... "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer." www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNGNq9…

#3 - "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"

Good Lord... speaking of depressing! Okay, this song just grates on my nerves. First off, it's overplayed to death on my radio station... but the other thing that annoys me about it is that it's just grim. It's about a murdering Santa who kills a sweet little old lady with his reindeer and sleigh... dear God!

This song creeped me out as a kid too, because I kept wondering why Santa was such a douche. He just hits the lady, and then leaves her to die in the snow. Good Lord! What did she ever do to him? She was just tipsy on eggnog... she didn't deserve to be murdered by jolly ol' Saint Nick.

Why is this song so well loved? Why? Do people really enjoy murder at Christmastime? I just don't get it...

Maybe it wouldn't have bothered me so much if it wasn't a sweet old lady getting offed by Santa.

To remedy this, please enjoy the much better parody of it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPn_69…

#2 - "The Chipmunks Christmas Song"

This song is annoying... I heard it too many times as a kid, and I still hear it too many times as an adult. It needs to leave. It's worn out its welcome...

The song isn't even good. It's just the Chipmunks talking about hula hoops and shit... big whoop. It's repetitive, it's annoying, and it just sucks.

Yet for some reason, people think this song is adorable and so sweet... yeah, listening to little sped up spawn voices squealing about Christmas while Dave shouts "Alvin!" over and over again is just precious! Now, I'm envisioning Dave beating that little turd until he shuts up... ah... lovely.

The Chipmunks really are old hat... nobody plays with hula hoops anymore. I think the Chipmunks just need to quietly die and stay dead. And this song emphasizes that...

To remedy this, please enjoy the timeless "Charlie Brown Christmas Song." www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hajwg6…

#1 - "Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time"

OH. DEAR. LORD!! This song just hurts! It's painful to listen to... it's just painful. It has stupid lyrics, a stupid melody, and it lasts about three minutes too long.

No really, the lyrics suck... you could stick anything there and it would sound better. For example, I shall type out much better lyrics...

'This song is on...
You can't escape...
It never stops...
Your ears are raped...
Simply hearing a horrible Christmas song!' (repeat until you explode)

THERE! I wrote a song guys! Slap in an annoying keyboard and you got a hit single! Now, go play it everywhere you turn.

What's worse is that it was written and sung by a Beatle... A BEATLE!! And not just any Beatle, but Sir Paul - Friggin' - McCartney!

WHY!? OH WHY?? :iconbawwplz:

This is why Ringo's my favorite Beatle... he didn't make this level of shit. I salute you Ringo. :salute:

And what's even worse is that this song plays ALL THE TIME!! You'll be shopping, BOOM! It's there. You'll turn on your radio, BOOM! It's there. You go out to eat, BOOM! It's there. It will never leave you alone...

This song is shit... complete shit. And it should be killed with a million chainsaws. Shame on you Paul... you should've known better.

To remedy this shit, please enjoy a much better Beatle Christmas song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oIjVE…

Of course, I'm sure some people like these songs, and I'm sure some of you have your own least favorites...

Whatever your taste may be, we all have a favorite and a least favorite. And I hope you at least enjoyed reading this. Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

And please, check out Nostalgia Chick's list too. It's lots of fun. thatguywiththeglasses.com/vide…

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Trekkie-By-Birth Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2011
FINALLY! Someone who DOSEN"T like 'grandma got run over by a reindeer' and 'santa baby' thoes songs have creeped me out for years O.o
huh, you reeeeally don't like glee do you :?
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Glee is High School Musical and Kidz Bop's love child... of course I hate it. :XD:

Those songs are just scary...
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Trekkie-By-Birth Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2011
ikr?
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angelstar3999 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2011
Frankly I agree with whole Grandma got run over by a Reindeer being Creepy it play almost everywhere and now its use for creepy commercials... But the list was pretty cool. :D
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks. =)
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MimiMaxwell Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011  Student Artist
I like Baby it's Cold Outside...It has such a sweet tune. XD
But thank god someone hates Last Christmas. It's makes me all KTHALWKJTHALKWJTH shaddup about your breakups! D:<
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It has a sweet tune, but the lyrics are creepy.

Last Christmas is just pure drivel...
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Aravelle Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011
WIN.

Except jingle bell rock needs to be on this list. XD
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sorry. I love that one... especially the instrumental version.
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LadyofFellan Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!! I work in a mall and it's been playing holiday songs since Halloween and every time My Favorite Things comes on I cringe. Not because I don't like it but because it's not a holiday song!! And then everyone I work with tries to argue with me about how it works. No, just no. I'm glad to know at least someone out there agrees with me!

We used to say My Two Front Teeth was my sister's Christmas song because she lost hers right before Christmas and they took about a year to grow back in. For two years in a row she didn't have them, so it makes me giggle and think of that. And the absurdity of asking for a hippo for Christmas also makes me giggle (this is also coming from someone who asked for a baby brother one year for Christmas so I'm like master of the slightly absurd requests. Little kids are funny that way. But then the song get tempered out by the fact that it's an adult singing, so I can see where you're coming from).

How you feel about "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime" is how I feel about "We Need a Little Christmas." >_< They play it at least once an hour at my work and somehow that's the one I always am able to hear. And the version they have features a lady with a very screechy voice singing so it's even worse!
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
We Need A Little Christmas is annoying too, but that one doesn't play as often here...

The other songs get so overplayed.
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ihateads2 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011
I adore Fairytale of New York, and I'm 100% Irish. Nationality shouldn't come into the equation when liking the song.
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, I just don't like Irish drinking songs at Christmas. Maybe Saint Patrick's Day, but not Christmas.
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ihateads2 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011
It's not really a drinking song, though. It's more of a bittersweet Christmas song.
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Right... :roll:
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xXDeadlyNightshadeXx Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Gaw I thought I was the only one that couldn't handle "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time", it's just so annoying. Santa Baby is undeniably creepy (although I do like Eartha's version of it) and then the Chipmunks are tolerable for only a little bit. Some of these I've never heard of, although it may be a good thing by the looks of it.
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Eartha's version is good only because Eartha kicks ass. :)

Paul McCartney should be ashamed for writing that trite piece of fail. He should've know better...
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xXDeadlyNightshadeXx Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I know, right? She's the only reason that the song is tolerable, and she just brings some sort of good charisma to the song that other people just don't.

Agreed, ultimate fail on his part which really sucks because he's real good and all. I guess some people have their slumps sometime in their career, I don't know. But we do know he can be a heck of a lot better than this.
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
He usually was great too... I just don't get why he thought that song was good.

John Lennon's song was far better....
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witte-draak Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011
I'm...sorry you feel that way...
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, everyone has that song they hate...
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Hallowedlady Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011
I agree with you on most parts, apart from Fairytale of New York but that's mostly because I like the rest of the lyrics. The lead singer of The Pogues does usually sound drunk though, I'll give up that much.
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I just don't like the stereotypical Irish drinking song for Christmas. It doesn't sit well with me.
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Hallowedlady Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011
Point taken and I can see the issue, I just like to for being a little bittersweet rather than overly cheery.
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samiikinns Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011  Student Filmographer
I agree 100% on all of these, but my number one least favorite Christmas song is Santa Baby. I work in a theater in a mall, and during Christmas, the mall plays Santa Baby OVER AND OVER. The one day I decided to count how many times they played it, and within an 8.25 hour shift, they played the song nine times. That's once every 55 minutes. Seriously, there's a lot of better Christmas songs out there, so why must you play Santa Baby SO MUCH? And it's always either the Eartha Kitt or Madonna versions. :/ Michael Buble just did a cover of it, but he changed some of the lyrics to make it more bromancey. Still creepy, though.

And I agree, "My Favorite Things" is not a Christmas song. I've never understood why they play it at Christmas time. I love Sound of Music and all, but it's not a Christmas song, for Pete's sake.

"I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" makes me want to shoot myself in the foot whenever I hear it. Bleh.
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Michael Buble couldn't save the creepiness of Santa Baby, no matter how hard he tried...

These ones just grate on my nerves... if they weren't so overplayed, I might be able to stand them more...
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Sunstruck-Nymph Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Well okay, you basically told me my 2 favorite Christmas songs (besides Silent Night): Wonderful Christmastime by The Wings and Last Christmas by Wham are shit. I know it's your opinion, but I would advise some discretion with Christmas tunes as...well, they're CHRISTMAS songs and may have important meanings to others. I personally love the message of the songs above and I find the beat and instrumentals of Wonderful Christmastime especially charming and akin to a winter wonderland. I do respect you though and I will respect your opinion.

Also, here's a wonderful Christmas song you might like that isn't too well known. [link] I hope you enjoy.
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Maybe if they weren't overplayed, I might've enjoyed them some.
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Ginks Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011
I kind of like My Favorite Things, but it hardly comes to mind as a Christmas song, but the Sound of Music is still pretty neat. Some other songs on the list are pretty weird though.
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
As a general song, it doesn't bother me. But as a Christmas song, it gets very annoying. That's why it was at the top of the list. :)
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BrendanR85 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
RE Fairytale of New York
Not to mention the NYPD doesn't even have a choir.
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, they might have a buddy karaoke night, but not a choir... :XD:
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LeaderStorm Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Christmas shoes
nuff said.

Then there was this song about a boy with cancer and it was his last christmas so everyone in the town got him gifts and stuff... or something. Too many sad depressing Christmas. I thought Christmas was supposed to be happy.
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Christmas Shoes is very depressing, but it doesn't constantly play on my station...
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LeaderStorm Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I wish I was where you were than. lol.
It plays all the time where I am. I don't even really listen to christmas music very much and I hear it all the time. My family listens to christmas music everytime we get in the car, or even when we are just sitting around in the house or cleaning... whatever. And it starts in like early november/late october and goes till like january. By the end I usually start hating all Christmas songs because they pick like 5 songs and play them every hour on our station.
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ugh... that's gotta suck.

My station plays certain songs over and over, but they usually change the artists to give variety.
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LeaderStorm Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah. Sometimes they change the artist but then they play both artist's version within the hour :P It's like Madonna and Kellie Pickler's Santa Baby within the same hour. It sucks.

The song that I hate that they haven't played often this year is go tell it on the mountain. That song is just annoying.
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's terrible... my station doesn't do that fortunately.
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LeaderStorm Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Lucky!
Our christian music stations do that too. lol. That song that goes "These are the things that drive me crazy" I ended up changing to "This is the song that drives me crazy"
I had other lyrics but I forgot them.
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circle-in-the-stream Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011
Ugh, I remember there used to be a Christmas song a local station would play four times an hour, and it was basically a bunch of kids singing about how they're going to make their parents feel guilty about getting a divorce so they get more presents. 'Cause, ya know, that's what Christmas is all about.
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh Lord! Thank goodness I never heard that one.
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LadyKnightDianna Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Not saying I take offense to your oppinions to the songs because I know that everyone has there own oppinion on them some songs I tune out and don't much listen to the lyrics i just kind of tune into the music because my mind drifts off alot but some will catch my attention.

As for the grandma got run over by a reindeer I never really thought much about it to me it was just a song and it seamed funny to us as a kid and we quite enjoy cracking up how the guy sounds when he sings it then grandpa's deep voice comes in and starts singing. I can understand why some would take offense to it but some things you just can't take to seriosuely and go with it. for us it was just a meaningless song we knew it didn't really happen.

The chipmunks was something I grew up watching as a child of the 80's so I love hearing the song myself because I loved the chipmunks. Alvin is always the mischief trouble maker of the three brothers so Dave gets onto him alot.

The hipo song is annoying but as a kid I found it funny the way she sang it like some three year old and I'm guessing the stumble part was suppose to sound like an actual kid would probley stumble on the word though there probley is some three years old who could say that word I can't even think of how to spell it right now myself even though I just saw it in your post a moment ago.

never heard the irish song in your list and there a few other songs I think I haven't heard of or can't remember them.

I've never seen any of the videos for these christmas songs so the two front teeth thing I always assumed it was a kid that was just singing that wishing she had her two front teeth and found it funny as a child though no it's kind of annoying but to me it sounded funny when I was a kid.
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The original version of Two Front Teeth is a mouse... it's very depressing too, because he sounds like he wants to cry all through it.

I just never could get behind the idea of killing old ladies. That isn't a Christmas vibe.

I liked the Chipmunks as a kid, but I outgrew them pretty quick.
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MarshmellowChristmas Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011  Student General Artist
I like george michael's songs! I dunno they're catchy! :D but that doesn't mean you have to like them ha ha ha

I do dislike the chipmunks one though, it's pretty annoying, their voices are so arrrgggghhhhh >:C

my favourite christmas song is "white christmas", that stuff is my jam
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
George isn't so bad. I just enjoy poking fun at him. :)

The Chipmunks are just annoying, especially with all the new movies.
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MarshmellowChristmas Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011  Student General Artist
do not even get me started! my younger cousins will be getting them for christmas! I am crying inside... and sometimes on the outside :O
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I feel the pain...

The first movie was okay... not great, but not too awful. But the sequels? Oh Lord! :O
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MarshmellowChristmas Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011  Student General Artist
don't you mean "squeakquels"
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Porcelain-Requiem Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Fuck that noise...
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MadameRio Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Oh my various gods, thank goodness I'm not alone here who dislikes that song "Santa Baby" I mean.. That song just gives me the creeps.... :I
I mean, how is that supposed to be a sexy song? I never liked it and I never will... :I
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