LitFL: For the love of God...

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Life in the Fail Lane: For the love of God...



I don't want to live on this planet anymore... I don't. I can't. Oh my gosh! I hate that I live in a world where such complete and utter nonsense even exists. Just... ARGSGHSHDJDNJSN!!

What am I talking about you ask? Oh Lord, what am I talking about? Normally, I find joy in these fail lane encounters, but today -- oh God! -- today is just too much for me to even find joyful. But I will do my best to explain what has me in this state...

Well, here goes...

So there's recently been this "thing" going around the internet simply known as "The Kylie Jenner Challenge."

Who's Kylie Jenner? She's Kim Kardashian's half-sister or some shit. I don't know. The whole family is so gut-wrenchingly horrid, that I don't watch that stupid crap. But let me just say this: They fail so hard, they make Obama's failures look subtle.

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This is no easy feat, as you can see...

Apparently, this little trollop is known for her big lips which she TOTALLY SWEARS AREN'T BOTOXED!!

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No plastic surgery to see here people... move along.

Mmm-hmm... yeah, just like Kim's "all natural" am I right?

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Plastic surgery's all natural, right?

As if the idea that there's a "challenge" based around this whore from an entire Family of Whores wasn't whore-ifying enough, -- I made a pun! -- just wait until you see what that challenge is...

Brace yourselves... I'm not responsible for your therapy bills.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTHEts…

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So the "challenge" is to shove your lips into a shot glass or bottle, and suck on it for approximately five minutes in order to get...

MUTANT DUCK FACE!!

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Do you see why this upsets me? Americans went to the moon less than half a century ago... WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DOES THIS SHIT ACCOMPLISH??

Okay... so let me see if I can unpack this one...

So, the youth of today are apparently so bored and self-absorbed that they're idolizing this wannabe celebrity, -- for reasons which I will never understand, ever! -- and they're willing to undertake this ridiculous "challenge" in order to get their ten seconds of e-fame?

Not only is this the DUMBEST thing teens have done in a long time -- Congrats youth of today! You've won the dumbest dumb award! -- but it's also extremely dangerous.

According to various reports, the swelling of the lips can last for days, if the person is lucky, or it can cause severe problems -- like blood vessels popping, or lips rupturing and splitting... it's all so gruesome!

No, I won't share pictures of the injuries, because they are more nightmare fuel than I'm willing to indulge you all in. If you're just that damn curious -- and haven't eaten anything and aren't planning to anytime soon -- check them out for yourself. Again, I'm not responsible for your therapy bills.

What's even better worse is that Kylie Jenner tweeted this as a "response" to all of this.

"I'm not here to try & encourage people/young girls to look like me or to think this is the way they should look. I want to encourage people/young girls like me to be YOURSELF & not be afraid to experiment w your look."

So, she doesn't want teens to try and look like her, but she wants teens to "experiment" with their looks? Well, in case Kylie has lived under a rock, that's EXACTLY WHAT'S FUCKING HAPPENED!!

These teens experimented, and it ended quite badly for them. But I wouldn't expect someone from the Family of Whores to understand this complex nuance...

Congrats Kylie! You've won the dumbest failcow award!

We've all done stupid shit at some point, but we didn't have or use social media to broadcast it on.

The internet never forgets this shit. EVER!!

Edit: And Kylie Jenner admitted she had her lips plumped up with plastic surgery!

As if we ever had any doubt...

TTFN

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MeltheMischievous's avatar
This goes on the top of the list of stupid things to do. I just find it really idiotic that some people would put the Kardashians on a fucking pedestal and thinking that their image is the real thing. They're more plastic than flesh in my opinion. Their 15 minutes of fame had lasted for too long, and I really wish that that the show gets canceled.