WARNING: Contains spoilers for Super Smash Bros. - Brawl!

I'm sorry for this being a cruddy sketchy doodle, but it took so long to draw, that I just decided "Heck with it," and left it as a sketch.

This is supposed to be a silly comic of Samus ranting about how her fans pair her up with every male character in the "Super Smash" series.

And if you can't read the names of the boys she wrote down, and/or don't know all the names of the other boys, I will help by writing down their names and which Smash game(s) they're in... (Note: "SSB" will stand for "Super Smash Bros.", and "M" and "B" will stand for either "Melee" or "Brawl".)

Names of boys on chalkboard...

Marth - SSBM and SSBB
Link - SSB and SSBM
Twilight Princess (TP) Link - SSBB
Ike - SSBB
Roy - SSBM
Mario - SSB, SSBM, and SSBB
Luigi - SSB, SSBM, and SSBB

Names of boys too young...

Ness - SSB, SSBM, and SSBB
Lucas - SSBB
Popo - SSBM and SSBB
Wind Waker (Toon) Link - SSBB
Young Link - SSBM
Pokemon Trainer - SSBB
Pit - SSBB

Names of guys too old/ugly...

Wario - SSBB
Ganondorf - SSBM and SSBB
Captain Falcon - SSB, SSBM, and SSBB
Snake - SSBB

Names of all non-human boys...

Diddy Kong - SSBB
Donkey Kong - SSB, SSBM, and SSBB
Meta Knight - SSBB
King Dedede - SSBB
Kirby - SSB, SSBM, and SSBB
Yoshi - SSB, SSBM, and SSBB
Mewtwo - SSBM
Squirtle - SSBB
Mr. Game and Watch - SSBM and SSBB
Falco Lombardi - SSBM and SSBB
Fox McCloud - SSB, SSBM, and SSBB
Wolf O'Donnell - SSBB
Charizard - SSBB
Pikachu - SSB, SSBM, and SSBB
Pichu - SSBM
Ivysaur - SSBB
Lucario - SSBB
Sonic - SSBB
Captain Olimar and a Pikmin - SSBB
Bowser - SSB, SSBM, and SSBB
Rob - SSBB

I apologize for the crappiness. I could not draw Rob, and had lots of issues drawing some of the other characters.

ENJOY!!

AND FULL VIEW THIS PUPPY!!

Please do not steal/manipulate without permission. You are allowed to share with friends, provided you properly credit me. Thank you.

Characters - Nintendo, Playstation, and SEGA
Artwork (if you can call it that) - *Porcelain-Requiem

EDIT: I had no stinkin' clue that Mist was Ike's sister, so I apologize for listing her as a love interest. I've never played a Fire Emblem game, and made an honest mistake. I fixed it, so enjoy.

EDIT: Featured at [link] on a topic about Samus and her "boyfriends."

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EDIT: People... I'm getting sick of the, "Well, I'm still gonna ship Samus and So-and-so no matter what..." comments. You're free to ship any couple you feel like. This is just my opinion... and I don't care nor do I need to care about your ships. So, please... just laugh at the comic or just shut up. I'm not saying people can't ship Samus with people... I'm just saying I don't like the ships they make for Samus for various reasons.