Pokemon Christmas Songs

Pokemon Christmas Songs

By: Porcelain-Requiem

“Here Comes Team Rocket”, (Parody of “Here Comes Santa Claus”) Sung by Brock.

Here comes Team Rocket, here comes Team Rocket,
Down the Kanto Lane…
Ev’rywhere we go, we can’t escape, their routine’s all the same.
Have you ever stopped and wondered why James feels so secure?
And Jessie, she is pretty cute, but who does her hair for her?

Here comes Team Rocket, here comes Team Rocket,
Now down the Johto Lane…
Dressed up in their cheap disguises, to steal Pokemon again.
Costumes so lame any nimrod could spot them a mile away.
Yet we fall for them ev’rytime, I think we are “ick-thay”.

*Team Rocket motto solo*

Here comes Team Rocket, here comes Team Rocket,
Going down the Hoenn Lane…
When they show up and say their motto, it drives us all insane.
When they show up, out of nowhere, they are fighting fit.
Yet, they’ve been fired sixty-two times,
I think they’d better quit.

Here comes Team Rocket, here comes Team Rocket,
Strolling down the Sinou Lane…
They’ll come around when the time’s not right, and steal Pikachu again.
Why do they always have to show up and spoil all of our fun?
And that Meowth doesn’t even attack, so put a fork in me, I’m done.
And that Meowth doesn’t even attack, so put a fork in me, I’m done!

“Gary the Rotten Gym-Leader”, (Parody of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”) Sung by Brock and Ash.

Brock: You know Bugsy, and Morty, and Faulkner, and Whitney.
Sabrina, Erika, Koga, and Misty.
But do you recall the meanest Gym-Leader of all?

Ash: Gary the rotten Gym-Leader, was obnoxious and real mean.
And if you ever met him, you would probably agree.
All of the other Gym-Leaders thought he’d give them a bad name.
They never let old Gary join in any Gym-Leader games.
Then, one foggy Christmas Eve, Giovanni came to say…
“Gary, mean and not so bright, won’t you run my gym tonight?”
That’s how Jenny found them,
Wrapped around Professor Oak. (Prof. Oak: Egad!)
Gary the rotten Gym-Leader,
You’re nothing but a big joke.

Giovanni *annoyed*: You’re nothing but a big joke! This is the last time I ask you to help me.

Gary: Heh heh… thorry.