Jack Spicer - White and Nerdy

They see me mowin' my front lawn

I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?

Look at me, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas

But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

I'm just too white and nerdy

Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT

Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D

M.C. Escher—that's my favorite "M.C."

Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea

My rims never spin, to the contrary

You'll find that they're quite stationary

All of my action figures are cherry

Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out

Got people beggin' for my Top 8 spaces

Yo, I know pi to a thousand places

Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise

I'm a whiz at Minesweeper—I could play for days

Once you see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed

My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (Run)

At Pascal, well, I'm number one (One)

Do vector calculus just for fun

I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun (What?)

"Happy Days" is my favorite theme song

I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong

I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on

They see me roll on my Segway

I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?

Look at me, I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas

Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

I'm just too white and nerdy

How'd I get so white and nerdy?

I've been browsin', inspectin'

X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em

The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em

My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored

Shopping online for deals on some writable media

I edit Wikipedia

I memorized Holy Grail really well

I can recite it right now and have you "ROTFLOL"

I got a business doing websites

When my friends need some code, who do they call?

I do HTML for 'em all

Even made a homepage for my dog, yo

I got myself a fanny pack

They were havin' a sale down at The Gap

Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap

Pop, pop, hope no one sees me, gettin' freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream

I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team

Only question I ever thought was hard

Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?

Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair

Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin', they laughin'

And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy

All because I'm white and nerdy

Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy!

I wanna bowl with the gangstas

But, oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

I'm just too white and nerdy

Look at me, I'm white and nerdy