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Happy Birthday to the brilliantly bizarre Crispin Glover!! m.ranker.com/list/crispin-glov…

He's seriously one of the coolest dudes ever. I already knew these facts because I'm a nerd like that, but I'm sharing them for those who don't know these. :)

LitFL: I have no words...

Journal Entry: Thu Apr 7, 2016, 3:55 PM


LitFL


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Life in the Fail Lane: I have no words...

I don't know what to say to this...

LitFL

I'm not censoring the name of this user, because he or she left these hate-filled diatribes on my page and immediately blocked me before I could even attempt to wrap my brain around the nonsense they wrote...

comments.deviantart.com/21/111…
comments.deviantart.com/62/268…
comments.deviantart.com/4/1913…

I have reported this... because yeah.

I can't even with this one... the failcow has landed people!

:bulletred: EDIT: :bulletred: So apparently this kid is spreading lies around... because I just got this comment... comments.deviantart.com/4/1913…

I got immediately blocked by that person too, before I could even explain that I've never done any of those things. This is seriously ridiculous...

:bulletwhite: EDIT: :bulletwhite: I got another comment... comments.deviantart.com/4/1913…

I was able to reply once before they coward blocked me, but I don't think it mattered. These people are way too closed minded.

I think it's a sock puppet account. comments.deviantart.com/4/1308…

:bulletpink: EDIT :bulletpink: Ladies and gentlemen! We have confirmed sock puppets! comments.deviantart.com/1/6016…

:bulletorange: EDIT :bulletorange: Faerie-StarV found out some more info on our sock puppet psycho... comments.deviantart.com/1/6016…

I knew it smelled fishy. Thank you, Faerie-StarV for finding these alternate accounts.

Also, thanks to everyone who has had my back. You all are truly amazing and I appreciate every single one of you.

I need a drink...

Until the next fails...

TTFN

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Guys, I've never had an irrational fear of homosexuals. Some of my friends are gay, and I love them. Just because I don't agree with them on everything doesn't mean I think any less of them or hate them. I've never been against Muslims. (I have issues with how some sects of Islam treat women, but I've met nice Muslims and harbor no ill will towards them.) I've never been anti-women. I support women (from gestational stages of development until death.) I support organizations that help women who had abortions or are in crisis pregnancies. Yes, I'm pro-life. I've never implied otherwise, but I also care about women. I'd like to add that the original suffragette feminist foremothers were also pro-life.

Everyone who already knows me knows this. But I'm setting the record straight for those who don't, because there are rumors going around.
Well peeps. I won't be able to draw for a while. I'm going to stay with my family for a bit while my husband attends military training. Then, we're off to Germany!! :B
Larry and Jo - Make It Look Convincing by Porcelain-Requiem
Larry and Jo - Make It Look Convincing
Remember these two? :B

When Larry met Jo... by Porcelain-Requiem

I figured it was time to draw them again, because why not?

For those who don't know anything about these characters, and are too lazy to click the link...

Larry is a man who identifies as gay. One day, he meets Jo. He mistakes her for a guy -- due to her short hair -- and hits on her. Realizing his mistake, he apologizes and the two become friends.

Now then, for the scenario!

As their friendship grows, Jo asks Larry to accompany her to a wedding; because her mother -- who is eager to see her daughter settle down -- gets irritated when Jo shows up to family weddings without a date. Larry agrees to go with her and promises to pretend to be her boyfriend. Both of them dress to impress and each thinks the other looks amazing.

Larry is very doting on Jo at the wedding and reception, and she secretly really enjoys how gentlemanly he's treating her. But Jo's mother isn't convinced by Larry's "boyfriend performance." Seeing her mother giving Larry the stink eye at the reception, Jo whispers to Larry that he needs to slow dance with her in order to convince her mother.

Larry and Jo dance gracefully and romantically, but her mother is still looking irritated at Larry. Jo whispers to him, "You need to kiss me. And make it look convincing." Larry kisses her very passionately, which causes Jo to develop feelings for him. "Did that convince your mother?" Larry asks shyly.

Jo nods and says, "Oh yeah Larry. That practically convinced me!" Indeed, Jo's mother is convinced and the rest of the reception goes off without a hitch. The two go home afterwards. But before they depart, Jo tells Larry she really appreciated everything he did for her. Larry says he'd gladly do it again for her, because she's his best friend. Jo asks him to kiss her again, and confesses that she really enjoyed the kiss. Timidly, Larry kisses her again, leaving them both flushed. After he watches her enter her apartment, Larry realizes he may be developing feelings for Jo -- which causes him to question his sexuality.

ENJOY!!

P.S. This is *fiction.* So I don't want to hear the SJW debates. If you can't say anything nice, zip it.

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:police: WARNING! :police:
I contain snark and sarcasm. Copious intakes of my snark and sarcasm can lead to unintentional butthurt, so please, don't take everything I say too seriously.



Also, in all seriousness, please don't take my art and alter it without permission. It's not cool guys. Just draw your own stuff...


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And by "friends", I mean REALLY close friends. So stop asking me to draw you stuff. :| Thanks.

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I'm an average gal with a penchant for snark and satirical humor... and I like to educate people whenever I can.

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sat·ire 1: a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn 2: trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly

Follow my encounters of internet fail in my journal series, "Life in the Fail Lane." :la: porcelain-requiem.deviantart.c… :la:

And for all my encounters of internet wins, check out "Life in the Win Lane." :la: porcelain-requiem.deviantart.c… :la:

I love me some Nintendo! :iconnintendoplz:
Did you know that Nintendo was founded in 1889? No, that is not a typo. Look it up.

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!! ლ(´A`ლ)

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The Three Lulzsketeers!

It's fun for all and all for fun!

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:la: I FRIGGIN' LOVE RETSUPURAE!! :la:
Retsupurae Stamp by Spikytastic

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LitFL: I have no words...

Journal Entry: Thu Apr 7, 2016, 3:55 PM


LitFL


:bulletyellow: NEWS :bulletyellow:


Life in the Fail Lane: I have no words...

I don't know what to say to this...

LitFL

I'm not censoring the name of this user, because he or she left these hate-filled diatribes on my page and immediately blocked me before I could even attempt to wrap my brain around the nonsense they wrote...

comments.deviantart.com/21/111…
comments.deviantart.com/62/268…
comments.deviantart.com/4/1913…

I have reported this... because yeah.

I can't even with this one... the failcow has landed people!

:bulletred: EDIT: :bulletred: So apparently this kid is spreading lies around... because I just got this comment... comments.deviantart.com/4/1913…

I got immediately blocked by that person too, before I could even explain that I've never done any of those things. This is seriously ridiculous...

:bulletwhite: EDIT: :bulletwhite: I got another comment... comments.deviantart.com/4/1913…

I was able to reply once before they coward blocked me, but I don't think it mattered. These people are way too closed minded.

I think it's a sock puppet account. comments.deviantart.com/4/1308…

:bulletpink: EDIT :bulletpink: Ladies and gentlemen! We have confirmed sock puppets! comments.deviantart.com/1/6016…

:bulletorange: EDIT :bulletorange: Faerie-StarV found out some more info on our sock puppet psycho... comments.deviantart.com/1/6016…

I knew it smelled fishy. Thank you, Faerie-StarV for finding these alternate accounts.

Also, thanks to everyone who has had my back. You all are truly amazing and I appreciate every single one of you.

I need a drink...

Until the next fails...

TTFN

:icontngcar1plz::icontngcar2plz::icontngcar3plz:





CSS Journal designed by Lilyas...

CLOSED POLL (Celebrity Crushes) 

47%
27 deviants said Robert Downey Jr. (Close, but no...)
21%
12 deviants said Gerard Butler (Nope...)
16%
9 deviants said Crispin Glover (Not him...)
12%
7 deviants said Jeff Goldblum (Yep!)
4%
2 deviants said Rob Lowe (Not him either...)

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moonlitinuyasha1985 Featured By Owner May 22, 2016
Porcelain, are you ever going to start working for Disney so you can adapt Prunella into an animated film?
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AntiCultForce Featured By Owner Edited May 16, 2016
EDIT: Belated Happy Birthday, by the way.

Even though I am a non-Catholic believer in Jesus, I would like to offer you some tips on silencing an anti-Christian atheist or skeptic when he or she tells you Christianity is responsible for most wars throughout history. (Yeah, I still can't believe there are many idiots out there who really don't know history, and yet think they know much more than we do)

You see, you won't even have to defend the freaking Crusades (which were simply justifiable responses to over 400 years of Islamic jihad and sex slavery)!

Simply ask him or her if he or she has ever heard of the following wars I am about to list (seven of the ten bloodiest, believe it or not, all happened in China and China alone; the other remaining three are the Eastern Front of European Theatre during WWII - AKA Nazi Germany vs. Soviet Union, Mongol Invasions & Conquests in 13th-14th Centuries, and of course, World War I, which has LESS death tolls than the Taiping Rebellion):

1. The Fall of Han Dynasty & Three Kingdoms War (as romanticized in Luo Guanzhong's Romance of the Three Kingdoms)
2. The Sino-Japanese War/Japanese Invasion of China (1937-45; technically 1931-45 - Imperial Japan vs. the temporary and short-lived "alliance" of Kuomintang and the Communist Party of China; believe it or else, it was a RELIGIOUS war, to a certain extent, as Imperial Japan justified all its appalling atrocities and crimes against the untold numbers of non-Japanese Asians, including the Chinese, Koreans, Filipinos, and Vietnamese, with State Shinto and Nichiren Buddhism, but for some reasons, most anti-Christian critics on this weeaboo and SJW-infested site are more than happy to overlook them, so they can blame Christianity for Hitler's and the Nazis' war crimes, even though Hitler was never a true Christian, the Catholic Church HELPED more than 1000 Jews escape from the Nazi regime, and Imperial Japan, in the name of its NON-CHRISTIAN religion, killed MOST during WWII out of all the Axis Powers. And guess what? That isn't even the worst part about Imperial Japan. I hope you've heard of all the horrific tales of Comfort Women, Unit 731, the Bataan Death March, Rape of Nanking, etc.) 
3. The Manchu Conquest of Ming China in early 17th-Century (Broke out a few decades after Toyotomi Hideyoshi's invasion of Korea and dream of conquering Ming China in late 16th-Century, which were thwarted single-handedly by the brilliance of Admiral Yi Soon-Shin with some help from Ryu Seong-Ryeong & Kwon Yul - guess what? The Imjin War ended in the SAME EXACT YEAR the French Wars of Religion between the Protestant Huegenots and Roman Catholics ended as well!)
4. The Taiping Rebellion (the pseudo-"Christian" heretical cult, "Taiping Heavenly Kingdom," led by Hong Xiuquan vs. the Manchu/Qing Empire)
5. The An Lushan Rebellion (the Yan Kingdom/Great Yan first established by An Lushan vs. the Tang Dynasty of China)
6. The [Muslim] Dungan REvolt (The Kashagaria rebels under Yaqub Beg's leadership backed by the British and Ottoman Empires vs. the Manchu Empire/Qing Dynasty)
7. The Chinese Civil War (1927-1936; 1946-1949 - Kuomintang led by Chiang Kai-Shek/Jiang Jieshi vs. Communist Party led by Mao Zedong)

And then ask how Christianity was responsible for all these wars. ;) 

That's one thing I've noticed and learned about most people on this site. They don't know or give a shit about history of the Far East, which pisses me off as an East Asian myself. 
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BohemianBeachcomber Featured By Owner May 12, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fave! God bless! :D
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Galvantula866 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2016
Forgive the latness of my reply but Happy Birthday!

Also it sucks that SJWs attacked your channel. I swear common sense is so rare these days.
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martigyumi Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2016
Thank you for the fav! :)
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birthdays Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2016
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

On behalf of the birthdays team, I sincerely apologize that your greeting has arrived late this year.

We hope you had an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team :love:

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Birthdays Team
This birthday greeting was brought to you by: KoudelkaW
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RisenWarrior Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2016
Happy birthday! :D
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SilverZeo Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2016  Hobbyist
Happy birthday
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Dyel75 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
:party::party:HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!:party::party::cake:
I Hope You Have a Very Nice Day!!!:blowkiss:
Best Wishes And Greetings From Brazil!!!:hug:
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LadyTrisha08 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2016
Birthday Cake (3) Happy Birthday!Birthday Cake (3) 
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Yojama Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2016  Hobbyist
happy birthday
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bigtimbears Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2016
Happy birthday 
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CLXcool Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy Birthday! 
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Jokerz-1824 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2016
Happy birthday!
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MensjeDeZeemeermin Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2016
May you find this a year of solid accomplishment, of a strong and justified sense of vindication in all that you do.  May you never grow so firm in your convictions that you become immune to reason, may you never grow so flexible that your backbone disappears.  May you face courtesy with courtesy, honesty with honor, and never allow yourself to become soiled by the vileness of a cause or opposition.  Remember what you believe and that for which you are fighting, welcome a repentant brother, be just as a implacable as the grimmest foe.  Rejoice in victory, heal from defeat, rise from both to fight with all you have to offer again.  A very happy birthday to you--and may you be ever a Happy Warrior.
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PassionateStar Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday, PR! : )
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Rose74 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2016  Student Writer
Just wishing you a happy birthday. :huggle: :iconrainbowbummiecakeplz: :wave: :party: :airborne:
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Raakone Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2016
Happy Birthday!
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megagirlahnna-exe Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2016
Happy Birthday to you :iconcakeplz:
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