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HAPPY ADVENT AND HAVE A BLESSED AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

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I contain snark and sarcasm. Copious intakes of my snark and sarcasm can lead to unintentional butthurt, so please, don't take everything I say too seriously.



Also, in all seriousness, please don't take my art and alter it without permission. It's not cool guys. Just draw your own stuff...


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I'm an average gal with a penchant for snark and satirical humor... and I like to educate people whenever I can.

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sat·ire 1: a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn 2: trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly

Follow my encounters of internet fail in my journal series, "Life in the Fail Lane." :la: porcelain-requiem.deviantart.c… :la:

And for all my encounters of internet wins, check out "Life in the Win Lane." :la: porcelain-requiem.deviantart.c… :la:

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LitFL: Jingle Fails! Jingle Fails!

Journal Entry: Wed Dec 3, 2014, 4:18 AM
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Life in the Fail Lane: Jingle Fails! Jingle Fails!



:music:Jingle fails! Jingle fails! Idiots on display!:music:
:music:Oh what fun it is to laugh at the stupid stuff these days!:music:


WARNING: The following fail is going to involve atheists! If you get easily butthurt, you are advised to leave now with your dignity!

It's the Catholic new year, also called Advent! And that means Christmas is coming soon!

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And sure enough, the gift of fails just keeps on giving!

As some of you may recall, I wrote an entry about the stupidity of some atheists a while back. porcelain-requiem.deviantart.c…

Well atheist stupidity has hit an all new level!

What do I mean? Allow me to explain...

Some atheists just can't deal with the fact that Christmas is about the birth of Jesus. And instead choose to attack and belittle Christians for celebrating their faith.

Because, you know, Christmas has nothing to do with Christ, am I right? :trollface:

And before you go all, "BUT WINTER SOLSTICE!!" on me, I shall say this...

Contrary to what you believe, the Catholic Church didn't take all the pagan holidays and make them Christian. It actually has to do with this thing that orbits us; you might have heard of it, it's called the moon.

See the Church has always followed the lunar calendar, and also has roots in the Jewish traditions. That's why Easter is always around Passover, Christmas is always around Hanukkah, etc.

The pagan days just happened to be around or fall on the Christian holy days because some pagans also used the moon as a guide.

Most of the pagans of the time ended up becoming Christian anyway, so it's irrelevant to assume that the Church stole all of their days in order to make them Christian.

But anyhoo, back to stupid atheists because that's why you're here!

Before we continue, I feel the need to warn you. What you are about to see may be the stupidest thing that the Fail Lane has ever encountered. The sheer magnitude of this fail is so immense, it may make your brain evaporate into goop. So, I advise you to don your internet haz-mat suits as we approach this fail.

Ready? All right then!

Look at this sign! Just take it in!

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I... I just... I can't even... what the flying rat farts?

Okay... do I even have to point out the sheer stupidity of this?

So, the ad depicts a little girl writing to Santa about how she doesn't want to go to church because she's "too old to believe in fairy tales."

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WHAT??

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Even Failboat needs to ponder this stupidity...

So, she's writing to Santa -- who is, by all accounts a fairy tale character -- because she's too old to believe in fairy tales?

No... no... just stop. This actually hurts my brain...

Sure the real Santa -- Saint Nicholas -- existed many centuries ago, but he was far more badass than the "jolly old elf" figure.

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Not even Chuck Norris can deck a heretic the way ol' Nick can.

And even if we take into account the real Saint Nick here, I think it's safe to assume this kid isn't writing to the Catholic saint since this is an atheist ad and all, and silly Catholics believe in nonsense, am I right? :trollface:

So that means she's writing to the fairy tale Santa, somehow assuming that he's going to use his magic Santa powers to keep her from going to church. But remember, she doesn't believe in fairy tales you guys!

I... oh my gosh... I need to sit down.

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Atheists never made sense to me, but this is an all new low. They've just taken all sense, chewed it up, spat it out, stomped on it, and then set it on fire.

If a Christian holiday can make them that butthurt, then perhaps they need to re-examine life.

As for me, I will enjoy the celebration of my Lord and Savior's birth when it comes.

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Anyway kids, that's all for now! Take care and God bless!

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Thanks for the rrama~! X3
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I've been enjoying your gallery and I love random The Room reference. ^^
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Hi Gene :D
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Hi.  How are you?
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Since you are a devout Catholic believer, I have a question.

Do you agree with this article and its author?www.catholic.com/magazine/arti…

If so, may I ask why?
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2ndMercWithAMouth Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2014  Student Filmographer
Hello :D
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ai-ra Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
all of this code lyoko stuff--
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kirateufel Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Tooo much pictures, but thanks for the radiohead gifs <3
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VirunVIICrest Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Gotta say, I like your cute art and appreciate your stance on how the Kingdom Hearts fandom has an unwarranted hatred of its female characters. The yaoi is pretty irritating, too. Fangirls just love ruining innocent friendships. >_>
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i love this page
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justafakeme Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Heey so, I love your Rosalina/Snake art (they're gorgeous!!), and I was wondering if you know any good fics about them? I've only found one, and I want more hehe
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KrisCynical Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Alright... so... I'm a Christian and all that, I have been for over 20 years, yadda yadda yadda. That being said, this is something that BUGGED ME LIKE ARGH when I read it because historical errors drive me bonkers:

The origins of marriage are NOT rooted in religion. They aren't. They just aren't. No. :x

My two best friends in the world are historians AND religious (Christian and Catholic). One of them has a masters degree in history, she's a college professor for it, AND she works for the Mexican government's office of historical preservation. The other is just a history obsessed retired English professor. Because of them, it just bugs me to no END when people get major historical facts wrong. In the case of the origins of marriage, it's basic world history, anthropology, and sociology. When you say marriage was founded on/rooted in religion, it is INCORRECT.

Marriage was originally a civil contract between families, plain and simple. It was a completely secular institution for quite a long time before religion ever touched it. Religion didn't invent marriage, and Christianity surely didn't, because the concept of marriage existed long before Christianity or Judaism. Marriage existed at the dawn of the Chinese and Japanese empires, even. And those two cultures go back so far historically that they basically invented DIRT. lol

It's just history. Pleeeeeeease get that much straight. Please.

Please. :stare:
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Also, how do you feel about pride month?
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I almost died at a pow wow to ask you this one question.
How are you?
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Oh my all of your webcams and gifs and just MADE MY LIFE THEY ARE WONDERFUL.
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Hey there. You know you did "Wicked Sucks" Trilogy, right? 

Well, you see, when I looked through the book section from the store, I saw a new novel, "Dorothy Must Die" by Danielle Paige. 

www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dorot…

To be honest, I think the plot/summary seems a bit offense because it sounds like... giving hate on Dorothy by an author. Is it me... or would this be a next glorified "Oz Fanfiction." O__0
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Are you taking commissions? 
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Hi, there~
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Tatta-Kasame Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
So many things..... First off, I came upon your account after reading how you dispatched not one, but TWO DA idiots in the comments of a stamp request. Normally I hate reading troll comments and drama llama posts (not saying that you are either of these things, I was talking about the two others you were talking to) how you handled their insults, and accusations was brilliant! It also made me laugh a couple of times (which is sort of a bad thing, considering that my dad is in the next room, and could have heard me and woken up) 

After getting to your account, I noticed all your gifs, and meme-type posters (not sure what they're really called, to be honest) and I laughed even MORE. So many blasts from my childhood here. And sad but true (and funny) anti-obama posts. We see things very similarly (though I usually try to keep my political opinions off of DA. Personal reasons) And this may just be a guess, but seeing the religious posts, I have to ask, are you Catholic?

then, after investigating all this (I usually don't look at a deviant's entire page if they have so many gifs or random images, since it takes a long time to load on my ipad) I was about to comment, when I thought I should look a little through your gallery. I didn't see everything (yet) but what I did see was good art, a style all your own, and entertaining artist comments to go with the pics.

sorry for this wall of text comment... To sum it up in short; you are an amazing person, I love your style, your attitude, and your art. I rarely watch anyone out of the blue, but for someone as awesome as you, I will make an exception. I hope we can become friends.
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