Fail as old as time... butthurt in its prime... it's more RSM.

Well, it's time to revisit an old fail... a fail that was one of the first ever featured here.

But first, some backstory...

Some kid named RSM got his nickers in a knot over my Solid-Rose couple (Snake and Rosalina) and seemed to take my crack couple as a direct attack, because he's apparently in love with her... or some shit. I told him to calm his tits and that she was a fictional character. And he became so butthurt, he blocked me, posted photos of himself flipping me off (now deleted), and routinely stalked my page despite blocking me.

Apparently this kid thinks Rosalina is real and will not listen to reason ever.

Naturally, I took this all with a grain of lulz as I usually do in that kind of situation, and had a laugh at his ridiculous behavior. Finally, someone told him to unblock me and apologize which he did begrudgingly.

And I accepted it, and hoped we could move past this...

...until it happened again, and again, and AGAIN!!

This kid just couldn't let go. Stalking me became his big new thing, despite claiming to hate me to death.

This kid sent me notes... CONSTANTLY! He told me about some of his issues, which I will keep confidential. And then he blamed me for all of his issues, because... why not?

But ultimately, I tried to be a bigger person and removed his Fail Lane entries after trying to be peaceful. He returned the favor by routinely bashing me in his art.

Fair trade, am I right?

What was even more hilarious was that he kept playing a victim card every time I responded, as if I was somehow making him harass me.

Then, I finally just stopped trying to reason with this kid and decided to only comment on his art if it appealed to me. I can't even remember the last time I commented on his stuff, because it was a ways back. But I know I didn't say anything unkind or rude. I was trying to be the bigger person. He never responded so I assumed all was forgotten.

WHOOPS!! Silly me for thinking that would happen! Because he decided to stalk me yet again out of fucking nowhere! [link]

So, he decided to play the "higher than thou" card to which I responded with a dose of "epic burn."

<sub>butthurt: I'm indifferent about the show, but I must counter your argument that "it's a show that was made for little girls." Lauren Faust, the show's creator, purposefully had the goal of making it appealing to not just little girls, but older viewers as well, including older males.

me: WTF? I thought you hated my guts and was done talking to me forever. Silly me! The point is the target audience is little girls because it's based on a show that was made for little girls. All of the characters in this new show are derived from the old show. So it's clear what she was intending when she made the show. Sure, some guys would no doubt like it, but it's still a girls show. And it doesn't change the fact that most of the male fans are creepy as fuck.

butthurt: I certainly do hate your guts and I have been intending to avoid you. But since you occasionally drop by me, why can't I do the same to you? But back on topic, the problem is that you're thinking only little girls can like the show because you think the show is only made for little girls. As I said, Lauren Faust wanted the show to appeal to all demographics, including older males, so it's not really a girl's show.
You can have your own opinion about the show and the fans, yes. But your reason for disliking it should not come from the assumption that the show is only for little girls. You have to stop thinking of it as only being for little girls because it truly was not.

me: I haven't said a thing to you in months kiddo. I was mentioning its target audience because, at the end of the day, it's a show for little girls. I never said guys couldn't like it. I said the majority of the guys who like it are creepy as fuck. I don't consider regular guys who like it in the same category as bronies. Bronies are their own creepy category. Does that clarify it for you?

butthurt: Oog. Why do I even bother with you? You're just going to base your arguments on assumptions rather than research like I do.

me: You're one to talk, Mr. I believe in fictional characters.</sub>

BA-ZING!!

Then guess what he did? Just guess!

He blocked me...after he started harassing me out of nowhere totally unprovoked.

And this kid insists I'm the stalker.

I was going to continue leaving him as an obscure memory of Fail Past, but since he brought this upon himself, he has no one to blame other than himself. All I can say at this point is thanks for making me laugh once again!

EDIT: Wow! So apparently RSM is so obsessed with me, that he has resorted to e-stalking me outside of DA! After failing to convince me to unblock him here, he tried to add me on Facebook randomly and out of fucking nowhere. Yeah... needless to say I blocked his ass there too.