Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login
About Digital Art / Hobbyist Official Beta Tester Genevieve27/Female/United States Groups :iconww-and-ca: WW-and-CA
Wonder Woman and Captain America
Recent Activity
Deviant for 9 Years
21 Month Premium Membership
Statistics 1,390 Deviations 54,888 Comments 466,801 Pageviews

Newest Deviations

Favourites

Haters Gonna Hate!

epic

:iconxiaoniao::iconporcelain-requiem::iconkittycakez:

epic

:iconkittycakez::iconxiaoniao::iconporcelain-requiem:

Box O' Fun

epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic
epic

Activity


LitFL: For the love of God...

Journal Entry: Wed Apr 22, 2015, 10:41 AM
  • Mood: Bemused
Rosa
:iconsnakelaplz:

LitFL



Life in the Fail Lane: For the love of God...



I don't want to live on this planet anymore... I don't. I can't. Oh my gosh! I hate that I live in a world where such complete and utter nonsense even exists. Just... ARGSGHSHDJDNJSN!!

What am I talking about you ask? Oh Lord, what am I talking about? Normally, I find joy in these fail lane encounters, but today -- oh God! -- today is just too much for me to even find joyful. But I will do my best to explain what has me in this state...

Well, here goes...

So there's recently been this "thing" going around the internet simply known as "The Kylie Jenner Challenge."

Who's Kylie Jenner? She's Kim Kardashian's half-sister or some shit. I don't know. The whole family is so gut-wrenchingly horrid, that I don't watch that stupid crap. But let me just say this: They fail so hard, they make Obama's failures look subtle.

fails
This is no easy feat, as you can see...

Apparently, this little trollop is known for her big lips which she TOTALLY SWEARS AREN'T BOTOXED!!

derps
No plastic surgery to see here people... move along.

Mmm-hmm... yeah, just like Kim's "all natural" am I right?

cow
Plastic surgery's all natural, right?

As if the idea that there's a "challenge" based around this whore from an entire Family of Whores wasn't whore-ifying enough, -- I made a pun! -- just wait until you see what that challenge is...

Brace yourselves... I'm not responsible for your therapy bills.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTHEts…

:|

So the "challenge" is to shove your lips into a shot glass or bottle, and suck on it for approximately five minutes in order to get...

MUTANT DUCK FACE!!

derps

derps

derps

Do you see why this upsets me? Americans went to the moon less than half a century ago... WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DOES THIS SHIT ACCOMPLISH??

Okay... so let me see if I can unpack this one...

So, the youth of today are apparently so bored and self-absorbed that they're idolizing this wannabe celebrity, -- for reasons which I will never understand, ever! -- and they're willing to undertake this ridiculous "challenge" in order to get their ten seconds of e-fame?

Not only is this the DUMBEST thing teens have done in a long time -- Congrats youth of today! You've won the dumbest dumb award! -- but it's also extremely dangerous.

According to various reports, the swelling of the lips can last for days, if the person is lucky, or it can cause severe problems -- like blood vessels popping, or lips rupturing and splitting... it's all so gruesome!

No, I won't share pictures of the injuries, because they are more nightmare fuel than I'm willing to indulge you all in. If you're just that damn curious -- and haven't eaten anything and aren't planning to anytime soon -- check them out for yourself. Again, I'm not responsible for your therapy bills.

What's even better worse is that Kylie Jenner tweeted this as a "response" to all of this.

"I'm not here to try & encourage people/young girls to look like me or to think this is the way they should look. I want to encourage people/young girls like me to be YOURSELF & not be afraid to experiment w your look."

So, she doesn't want teens to try and look like her, but she wants teens to "experiment" with their looks? Well, in case Kylie has lived under a rock, that's EXACTLY WHAT'S FUCKING HAPPENED!!

These teens experimented, and it ended quite badly for them. But I wouldn't expect someone from the Family of Whores to understand this complex nuance...

Congrats Kylie! You've won the dumbest failcow award!

We've all done stupid shit at some point, but we didn't have or use social media to broadcast it on.

The internet never forgets this shit. EVER!!

Edit: And Kylie Jenner admitted she had her lips plumped up with plastic surgery!

As if we ever had any doubt...

TTFN

:icontngcar1plz::icontngcar2plz::icontngcar3plz:



© CSS by moonfreak


Sir Gregory and Brother Jude-Thaddeus by Porcelain-Requiem
Sir Gregory and Brother Jude-Thaddeus

I'm a strange person... :XD:

For those who don't know, a friend of mine and I took a quiz on Facebook about which order of the Catholic Church we would most likely belong to in medieval times. I got Franciscan, and he got Knights Templar. Soon, we were joking about how hilarious it would be if there was a buddy story between a serious, cynical knight and a jovial, hyper friar.

And THIS happened! :XD:

I call them Sir Gregory and Brother Jude-Thaddeus.

So, Brother Jude-Thaddeus gave Sir Gregory's horse to a poor man, and he's trying to gently remind him that it's better to give than to receive. Sir Gregory is a bit annoyed... :B

Brother Jude-Thaddeus is doing a trollface, because it's fun! :trollface:

My friend loved the picture too. So, I am pleased. :la:

ENJOY!!

Characters and Art - Porcelain-Requiem

Loading...
Show of hands: Who here ships Waluigi/Shokora?
100%
15 deviants said I DO!! :iconsmb--waluigi::iconsmb--shokora:
S+R - Kiss Me by Porcelain-Requiem
S+R - Kiss Me
So my husband and I bought ourselves a Wii-U recently. :D

And we've been playing it like crazy (SO MANY GOOD GAMES!!!)

And I particularly love the new Super Smash Bros. game! :B

Now, Snake isn't in the game (yet) but there are rumors that he's going to return as a DLC character. So far, Mew-Two and Lucas are confirmed DLC characters.

There's a poll where you can vote for characters you want to be in Super Smash Bros. Wii-U. If you could, vote for Snake. All you have to do is provide your gender, the character's name, the game he's from, and the reason you'd like the character. You can also vote numerous times so if there are other characters you'd like, you can vote for them too. cp.nintendo.co.jp/us/

THANKS!!

Until then, enjoy Solid-Rose kissies! :la: (We can still keep the dream alive, after all!)

I updated Snake's look to look more like this... www.rockethideout.com/images/s…

I imagine if he returns, he'll get a cool, more updated look. ;) Plus, now they both have missing/covered eyes! :la:

Title is based off of this song... www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N-qO3…

I think it suits them. :)

Characters - Konami/Nintendo
Art - Porcelain-Requiem
Loading...

deviantID

Porcelain-Requiem
Genevieve
Artist | Hobbyist | Digital Art
United States
:bulletred::bulletorange::bulletyellow::bulletgreen::bulletblue::bulletpurple::bulletpink:

🐳

win

win

:police: WARNING! :police:
I contain snark and sarcasm. Copious intakes of my snark and sarcasm can lead to unintentional butthurt, so please, don't take everything I say too seriously.



Also, in all seriousness, please don't take my art and alter it without permission. It's not cool guys. Just draw your own stuff...


:iconwtfusayplz:

:iconnorequests::iconnocommissions::iconnopointcommissions:
:icongiftsfriendsonly::iconarttradesfriendsonly::iconcollabsfriendsonly:

And by "friends", I mean REALLY close friends. So stop asking me to draw you stuff. :| Thanks.

My birthday badge

I'm an average gal with a penchant for snark and satirical humor... and I like to educate people whenever I can.

win

sat·ire 1: a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn 2: trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly

Follow my encounters of internet fail in my journal series, "Life in the Fail Lane." :la: porcelain-requiem.deviantart.c… :la:

And for all my encounters of internet wins, check out "Life in the Win Lane." :la: porcelain-requiem.deviantart.c… :la:

I love me some Nintendo! :iconnintendoplz:
Did you know that Nintendo was founded in 1889? No, that is not a typo. Look it up.

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!! ლ(´A`ლ)

win

:iconthomyorkeplz:=:iconbigheartplz:

:iconkittycakez::iconxiaoniao::iconporcelain-requiem:

The Three Lulzsketeers!

It's fun for all and all for fun!

retsupurae

:la: I FRIGGIN' LOVE RETSUPURAE!! :la:
Retsupurae Stamp by Spikytastic

:bulletred::bulletorange::bulletyellow::bulletgreen::bulletblue::bulletpurple::bulletpink:
Interests

LitFL: For the love of God...

Journal Entry: Wed Apr 22, 2015, 10:41 AM
  • Mood: Bemused
Rosa
:iconsnakelaplz:

LitFL



Life in the Fail Lane: For the love of God...



I don't want to live on this planet anymore... I don't. I can't. Oh my gosh! I hate that I live in a world where such complete and utter nonsense even exists. Just... ARGSGHSHDJDNJSN!!

What am I talking about you ask? Oh Lord, what am I talking about? Normally, I find joy in these fail lane encounters, but today -- oh God! -- today is just too much for me to even find joyful. But I will do my best to explain what has me in this state...

Well, here goes...

So there's recently been this "thing" going around the internet simply known as "The Kylie Jenner Challenge."

Who's Kylie Jenner? She's Kim Kardashian's half-sister or some shit. I don't know. The whole family is so gut-wrenchingly horrid, that I don't watch that stupid crap. But let me just say this: They fail so hard, they make Obama's failures look subtle.

fails
This is no easy feat, as you can see...

Apparently, this little trollop is known for her big lips which she TOTALLY SWEARS AREN'T BOTOXED!!

derps
No plastic surgery to see here people... move along.

Mmm-hmm... yeah, just like Kim's "all natural" am I right?

cow
Plastic surgery's all natural, right?

As if the idea that there's a "challenge" based around this whore from an entire Family of Whores wasn't whore-ifying enough, -- I made a pun! -- just wait until you see what that challenge is...

Brace yourselves... I'm not responsible for your therapy bills.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTHEts…

:|

So the "challenge" is to shove your lips into a shot glass or bottle, and suck on it for approximately five minutes in order to get...

MUTANT DUCK FACE!!

derps

derps

derps

Do you see why this upsets me? Americans went to the moon less than half a century ago... WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DOES THIS SHIT ACCOMPLISH??

Okay... so let me see if I can unpack this one...

So, the youth of today are apparently so bored and self-absorbed that they're idolizing this wannabe celebrity, -- for reasons which I will never understand, ever! -- and they're willing to undertake this ridiculous "challenge" in order to get their ten seconds of e-fame?

Not only is this the DUMBEST thing teens have done in a long time -- Congrats youth of today! You've won the dumbest dumb award! -- but it's also extremely dangerous.

According to various reports, the swelling of the lips can last for days, if the person is lucky, or it can cause severe problems -- like blood vessels popping, or lips rupturing and splitting... it's all so gruesome!

No, I won't share pictures of the injuries, because they are more nightmare fuel than I'm willing to indulge you all in. If you're just that damn curious -- and haven't eaten anything and aren't planning to anytime soon -- check them out for yourself. Again, I'm not responsible for your therapy bills.

What's even better worse is that Kylie Jenner tweeted this as a "response" to all of this.

"I'm not here to try & encourage people/young girls to look like me or to think this is the way they should look. I want to encourage people/young girls like me to be YOURSELF & not be afraid to experiment w your look."

So, she doesn't want teens to try and look like her, but she wants teens to "experiment" with their looks? Well, in case Kylie has lived under a rock, that's EXACTLY WHAT'S FUCKING HAPPENED!!

These teens experimented, and it ended quite badly for them. But I wouldn't expect someone from the Family of Whores to understand this complex nuance...

Congrats Kylie! You've won the dumbest failcow award!

We've all done stupid shit at some point, but we didn't have or use social media to broadcast it on.

The internet never forgets this shit. EVER!!

Edit: And Kylie Jenner admitted she had her lips plumped up with plastic surgery!

As if we ever had any doubt...

TTFN

:icontngcar1plz::icontngcar2plz::icontngcar3plz:



© CSS by moonfreak


Show of hands: Who here ships Waluigi/Shokora? 

100%
15 deviants said I DO!! :iconsmb--waluigi::iconsmb--shokora:

Webcam

Journal History

Groups

Visitors

Comments


Add a Comment:
 
:iconjuliasmiertelny:
Juliasmiertelny Featured By Owner May 12, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ciao Genevieve my name is Daria and it's so nice too finally meet you okay.:D (Big Grin) 
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconblaze-typhoon:
Blaze-Typhoon Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015
Hope you had an awesome birthday Gen
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconsilverzeo:
SilverZeo Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015  Hobbyist
Happy Birthday
Reply
(1 Reply)
:icongunnut51:
Gunnut51 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
:iconhappybirthdayplz:
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconsonicus1000:
SonicUS1000 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy Birthday.  :party: :iconcake3dplz: :party:
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconbirthdays:
birthdays Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's April 16th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team :love:

---
Birthdays Team
This birthday greeting was brought to you by: karey
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconrikakittie:
Rikakittie Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy birthday! :cake::party:
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconrisenwarrior:
RisenWarrior Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015
:huggle: Happy birthday!
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconaceofstcanardkly:
AceOfStCanardKLy Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015   Artist
Happy bday! :iconrumplz:
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconkaori-chan93:
Kaori-Chan93 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015  Hobbyist
Happy birthday!!!!! :party:
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconjasperinity:
Jasperinity Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015
Happy birthday! :D
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconthegr8estone:
TheGr8estOne Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015
:iconurhighplz::iconrainbowsparklesplz::iconrainbowsparklesplz::iconrainbowsparklesplz::iconimhappyraveplz::iconrainbowsparklesplz::iconrainbowsparklesplz::iconrainbowsparklesplz::iconimhighplz:
:iconrainbowbummiecakeplz::iconrainbowcakeplz::iconrainbow-hplz::iconrainbow-aplz::iconrainbow-pplz::iconrainbow-pplz::iconrainbow-yplz::iconrainbowcakeplz::iconrainbowbummiecakeplz:
:iconrainbow-bplz::iconrainbow-iplz::iconrainbow-rplz::iconrainbow-tplz::iconrainbow-hplz::iconrainbow-dplz::iconrainbow-aplz::iconrainbow-yplz::iconrainbow-exclamation:
:icontinyrainbowarmy::icontinyrainbowarmy::icontinyrainbowarmy::icontinyrainbowarmy::icontinyrainbowarmy::icontinyrainbowarmy::icontinyrainbowarmy::icontinyrainbowarmy::icontinyrainbowarmy:
>w<:iconpikachuhugplz::iconcakelickplz::icongigglecake:Party:iconsmilecakeplz::iconfuncakeplz::iconwheeeplz::iconcookiecakeplz::iconcakecookieplz::iconlawooplz::iconglomppokeplz::iconyayy-plz:
:iconhugplz1::iconhugplz2::iconhugplz3::iconhugplz4::iconhugplz5:
:iconhugplz6::iconhugplz7::iconhugplz8::iconhugplz9::iconhugplz10:

:iconsmb-yoshi::iconsmb2--birdo::iconsmrpg--boshi::iconsmb--daisy::iconsmb-rosalina::iconsmb--luigi::iconsmb-mario::iconsmb--peach::iconsmb-pauline::iconsmb--wario::iconsmb--waluigi::iconsmb--kingboo::iconmariorp-toad::iconmariorp-toadette::iconsmb--toadsworth::iconsmb-bowser::iconsmb--baby-bowser::iconsmb--goomba::iconnsmbw--iggy-koopa::iconsmb-morton-koopa::iconsmb--ludwigvonkoopa::iconsmb--lemmy-koopa::iconlm-professor-e-gadd::iconmp-mcballyhoobigtop::iconspm--mr-l::iconsmboc-mr-m::iconsmb--baby-mario::iconsmb--baby-luigi::iconsmb--babypeach::iconsmb-babydaisy::iconpmttyd-shadow-queen::iconpmttyd--goombella::iconpmttyd---koops::iconww--mona::iconspm--countbleck::iconsmrpg--lord-smithy::iconsmb-dark-boo::iconspm-mimi::iconsmb--toadbert::iconww--ashley::iconsmb-hammer-

Hi! Love Hug Heart Gallery +fav :iconbackhug: :iconlovehug: :iconcarameldansenplz: :iconteddyplz: Flowerpot Have your cake and eat it too Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Kitty-chan Fish Earth Dance! :D (Big Grin) :) (Smile) B-) (Cool) :iconspinplz: Orange OMG MOAR POEMS! Winner Trophy Linux/Unix Snowflake Deviation love Milk, which goes quite well with cookies Meow :3 Milk, which goes quite well with cookies :iconbackhug: :iconlovehug: Popcorn Sun Linux/Unix w00t! Orange Giggle :iconsmilecakeplz: :iconcute-plz: Party

:iconmikumikuplz:


:iconteddyplz: :iconteddyplz: :iconteddyplz: :iconteddyplz: :iconteddyplz: :iconteddyplz: :iconteddyplz: :iconteddyplz:


:iconloveredplz: :iconloveblueplz: :iconloveturquoiseplz: :iconlovegreenplz: :iconloveorangeplz: :iconloveyellowplz: :iconlovewhiteplz: :iconkokorox: :iconredheartplz: :iconblueheartplz: :icongreenheartplz: :iconvioletheartplz: :iconcuteheartplz: :iconkawaiipinkukokoroplz: :iconluvluvplz:

:iconrabbitsplz::iconrabbitsplz::iconrabbitsplz::iconrabbitsplz:
:iconrabbitsplz::iconrabbitsplz::iconrabbitsplz::iconrabbitsplz:
:iconrabbitsplz::iconrabbitsplz::iconrabbitsplz::iconrabbitsplz:
:iconrabbitsplz::iconrabbitsplz::iconrabbitsplz::iconrabbitsplz:
:iconrabbitsplz::iconrabbitsplz::iconrabbitsplz::iconrabbitsplz:


:iconbummy1: :iconbummy2: :iconbummy3: :iconbummy1: :iconbummy2: :iconbummy3: :iconbummy1: :iconbummy2: :iconbummy3: :iconbummy1: :iconbummy2: :iconbummy3: :iconbummy1: :iconbummy2: :iconbummy3: :iconbummy1: :iconbummy2: :iconbummy3:

--

O o
/¯/________________________/
{ BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHH!!!
\_\¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯\

...........
...................__
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
BROFIST ...........
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconvitruvian-girl:
Vitruvian-girl Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday :D
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconmensjedezeemeermin:
MensjeDeZeemeermin Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015
May great rulers, just and wise, summon you to appear before them so that they and their cheering subjects may honor you this year. May joy and friendship support and richen your merry-making, and visions of glorious color and sophistication lurk ready at your calling to assist you in your art and help you lift the world's spirits with beauty, enhanced and shared. May every sun that sees you this year rejoice in your happiness, may a year from today find you wiser, happier, more skilled, and rejoicing at the thought of another HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconclxcool:
CLXcool Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy Birthday!
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconpuffleduck:
Puffleduck Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
 Kao Emoji-16 (Happy Birthday) [V1] 
Have a good one!
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconwreck-itralph:
Wreck-ItRalph Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconfaggedblackplz::iconfaggedblackplz::iconfaggedblackplz::iconfaggedblackplz::iconfaggedblackplz::iconfaggedblackplz::iconfaggedblackplz::iconfaggedblackplz::iconfaggedblackplz::iconfaggedblackplz::iconfaggedblackplz:
     :iconthecakeisalieplz:    :iconballoonsplz:  :iconletter-hplz: :iconletter-aplz: :iconletter-pplz: :iconletter-pplz: :iconletter-yplz:  :iconballoonsplz2:   :iconthecakeisalieplz:
     :party: :iconletter-bplz: :iconletter-iplz: :iconletter-rplz: :iconletter-tplz: :iconletter-hplz: :iconletter-dplz: :iconletter-aplz: :iconletter-yplz: :party:
:iconhappybirthdaysignplz: :iconpresentplz::iconbonklers::iconpineappletardplz::iconbummiesplz::iconlaplayplz::iconladrumplz::iconlabeatplz::iconballoonplz::iconpresentplz: :iconhappybirthday2plz:
:iconfaggedblackplz::iconfaggedblackplz::iconfaggedblackplz::iconfaggedblackplz::iconfaggedblackplz::iconfaggedblackplz::iconfaggedblackplz::iconfaggedblackplz::iconfaggedblackplz::iconfaggedblackplz::iconfaggedblackplz:
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconlintu47:
lintu47 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconbirthd::iconbir2::iconbir3::iconbir4:
:iconbir5::iconbir6::iconbir7::iconbir8:
:iconbir9::iconbir1::iconbir10::iconbir11:
:iconbir12::iconbir13::iconbir14::iconbir15:
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconladytrisha08:
LadyTrisha08 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015
Super Fantastic Golden Platter Cake 3D Happy Birthday!Super Fantastic Golden Platter Cake 3D 
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconmoonlitinuyasha1985:
moonlitinuyasha1985 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015
Hi~!:iconifreakinlovehimplz:


Happy Birthday~!:party:
Reply
(1 Reply)
Add a Comment: